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Welcome To The United States!

Canadian Slay Suspect Awaits Extradition – Daily News Tribune via Fark

“Why hello there Mr. Voorhees, welcome to the U.S. border! Have a good trip? Gee, your chainsaw, sword, hatchet, knife, and brass knuckles seem to have some blood on them. Why don’t we hold onto those for you while we let you walk into our country.

Sadly this is true. You know, like most Americans I have a certain amount of fear of terrorists. But now it’s not the Taliban I fear getting through our borders, it’s the fresh-from-a-kill maniacs I’m worried about!

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