Boy Scout + Home Made Reactor = GENIUS
Any story that has this paragraph has to be interesting:
‘But June 26, 1995, was not a typical day. Ask Dottie Pease. As she turned down Pinto Drive, Pease saw eleven men swarming across her carefully manicured lawn. Their attention seemed to be focused on the back yard of the house next door, specifically on a large wooden potting shed that abutted the chain-link fence dividing her property from her neighbor’s. Three of the men had donned ventilated moon suits and were proceeding to dismantle the potting shed with electric saws, stuffing the pieces of wood into large steel drums emblazoned with radioactive warning signs. Pease had never noticed anything out of the ordinary at the house next door.”
Man, I want that to happen in my neighborhood. Actually, I’m kinda surprised it hasn’t happened yet given all the other general wackiness.