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No Hunger Strike for John Allen Muhammad

August 26th, 2005 Leave a comment Go to comments

BBC NEWS | Americas | Convicted sniper ‘must be fed’

“Good afternoon sir… we’re here to address your recent hunger strike. After reviewing your case, we’ve determined that you don’t want to eat. Unfortunately your victims didn’t want to be shot.

So… how are you at swallowing plastic tubes shoved down your nose?”

(not an actual quote, just what I’d say in the judge’s seat)

This moment of justice is brought to you by the BBC and Judge James Ryan.

Have a nice day 🙂

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