Sep 30

Ford Ends the Excursion - Jalopnik

Please take a moment and read the news bit linked above. Not only can you delight in the knowledge that the one-time “largest SUV in America” Excursion is being retired, but you’ll get a laugh from Jalopnik’s write-up.

And this isn’t the usual “We’re retiring it with next year’s model” that most car manufacturers pull. The last Excursion will be driven out of a Louisville assembly plant TODAY.

The most notable item that sticks out in my mind about the Excursion is a horizontally mounted bar under the front bumper. Back when Ford was crash testing early Excursion models they noticed “an alarming tendancy for the vehicle to ride onto, over, or on top of the target vehicle.” To stop this “alarming” tank-style crushing they installed a bar that connected the frame and hung below the front bumper, guaranteeing that an Excursion will take your head off if you’re unlucky enough to go under the bumper. Not really. But what is possibly even more absurd is that they actually won a DESIGN AWARD for correcting a flaw in a monstrously large SUV.

That’s right, they won an award just for that bar.

Makes me wonder how many of these behemoths they have just lying around dealer lots.

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Sep 30

So after removing three spam comments after only two new posts today, I decided to turn on word verification in the comments. I don’t get a lot of comments anyway, but I’d rather the few I do get not be “Hey do you want to visit the coolest guy on the planet’s web site? And oh yeah, that guy is me.”

I’m not kidding.

That really was posted in the comments section of the SkiFree post. But I deleted it.

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Sep 30

via Metafilter

I remember when the various households in my family started getting computers. As Windows 3.1 machines trickled into our mid-west homes this young man spent a whole lot of time playing SkiFree, the closest thing to an action game you could find preloaded on Windows at the time. Hell, even though it’s not included with Windows anymore it probably still is the closest thing to an action game they ever pre-installed.

http://ski.ihoc.net/
is a nice little one-pager web site that has a historical overview of the game, background information, fan fiction (wha???), and (most importantly) a new 32-bit version of SkiFree compatible with modern versions of Windows.

simul-posted on FreewareFreak

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Sep 30

The EFF released this confidence-inspiring piece of news today:

Feds Unable to Search Own Anti-Terrorism Database

TSA Stops Deleting “Secure Flight” Records, But Drags Feet On Project Transparency

Washington, DC - After receiving hundreds of requests from Americans asking to know what personal information the government has obtained about them, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) told passengers that it “does not have the capability to perform a simple computer-based search” to locate individual records.

TSA revealed last fall that it would use private passenger data from all domestic airline flights taken in June of 2004 to test its troubled “Secure Flight” passenger-screening system. In response to a fruitless Privacy Act request by four Alaska residents, the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) encouraged other airline passengers to request their own files. TSA recently began notifying the passengers who filed Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) and Privacy Act requests that it lacks the ability to easily search its records. TSA also said that it would close such requests unless individuals provided additional detailed information, such as the air carrier they used, the dates of travel, and their phone numbers — part of the data that requestors were seeking in the first place.

“TSA is failing to follow the law,” said EFF Staff Attorney Matt Zimmerman. “The Freedom of Information Act and the Privacy Act place very clear obligations on government agencies for searching their records, and TSA has simply said that it doesn’t want to go through the effort. It’s bad enough that Secure Flight has repeatedly failed to show that it can be a useful tool to strengthen airline security. However, that doesn’t excuse the federal government from telling Americans about the private information it has gathered and used to test the project.”

In light of the high volume of record requests that it has received, TSA recently agreed to stop deleting the passenger data it obtained for testing Secure Flight until it processed its backlog of requests. However, TSA told initial requestors that some of their data had already been deleted.

Secure Flight, a passenger-profiling system aimed at identifying security risks, is the successor of the controversial “CAPPS II” program that was cancelled in the wake of questions about its cost, effectiveness, and impact on privacy and civil liberties. The Secure Flight screening process would involve comparing airline passenger reservation data with an interagency terrorist watch list to determine who should be subject to more invasive screenings or arrest. After repeatedly misleading Congress and the public about its intention to use data provided by commercial data brokers to supplement the watch list, TSA recently announced that it would not use such data in the program for the time being. Despite the controversy surrounding the project, TSA has stated that it is moving forward this fall with plans for a partial roll-out involving two airlines.

For more on EFF and Secure Flight: http://action.eff.org/secureflight

I highly encourage you to sign-up for the EFFector mailing list, so you can be notified of news like this. The EFF also maintains systems on its web site to contact your state and federal representatives so you can communicate your opinions on issues like this one.

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Sep 28

Claystick @ ZippyVideos (streaming wmv video)

Eye candy for your Wednesday:

Watch as a clay figure springs unbidden from the forehead of… well, nothing, but this is still a fantastic bit of stop motion/claymation.

via Screenhead

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Sep 27

via Fark

Hear ye! Hear ye! Let it be known that Jason Allen will henceforth avert his eyes, turn the page, or change the channel whenever anything having to do with Britney Spears is covered. Simply put: She is now officially a child pimp.

She made $6 million auctioning off her birth video, baby pictures, and early home movies.

This makes me sick.

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Sep 25

On Saturday Jenny, Mindy, and I went to Bancroft Park (google map) in Lansing. It’s tucked away behind Old Grand River and the Groesbeck Golf Course. I’ve lived in this neighborhood for almost three years, and even though the park is only four blocks away we haven’t checked it out.


The west entrance view.


Top of the playground equipment.



Jen and Mindy on the swings.


A rather swampy pond area. Plenty to explore.


Mindy on the tire swing.


Jen on the frog-spring thing.

We had a lot of fun, and I’ll be updating this post over the next couple days with more info.

More pictures available here.

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Sep 23

Check this out: A video with first-hand accounts from soldiers and National Guard members who have reportedly encountered New Orleans’ infamous spiritual world.

Even the reporter gets to weigh in!

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Sep 21

Like bloglines, I took a while to come around to the idea behind del.icio.us. Social bookmarking? Nifty idea, but it just didn’t seem worth learning a new web interface for something I’ve done for years in a local browser.

As with flickr, the real benefit of del.icio.us is the tag service. When using flickr, if I want to search for a picture I don’t have to run a standard search query like you would with Google. Users assign tags to their pictures as they upload them, so if I search flickr tags for Lansing I get every picture on the site with tagged with Lansing.

With del.icio.us the system works the same. Unlike your local favorites/bookmarks del.icio.us allows you to see bookmarks being posted by other users using tags similar to yours. The interface probably couldn’t get any simpler, though it will take you some time to get used to the layout.

There is another, slightly more selfish reason to use the service. I added Freeware Freak as the first bookmark in my account, and within a couple hours the hits on FF had tripled the previous daily record, which was a complete surprise. Anyone who has started a blog and watches their stats will tell you that’s not easy to do with one little post.

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Sep 21

Normally I avoid posting anything about my job on my blog. That said, I find myself stuck. Stuck because I feel I have to put something down in writing before I can move on to better subjects.

I work for a company where attendance is a big, BIG deal. If you are hourly and full time, you WILL put in your forty hours per week. I’ve been here long enough to have earned a spot where I’m not on such a tight leash, but most of my coworkers have to deal with it.

To their credit, my employers aren’t stingy with earned-time-off (think of it as paid vacation time that you build up a few hours per week), and getting a break isn’t that hard provided you do it a few weeks in advance. But there’s a big difference between how they handle vacation time and sick time, both of which eat up your earned time off.

Here’s the problem: My coworkers feel threatened by the attendance policy. To make matters worse, there is some kind of just-think-about-it-and-you’ll-catch-it super cold bug going around and everyone is getting sick. Early this morning I listened to one poor soul continually sneeze and blow their nose for at least five straight minutes (and it wasn’t the “i’m slightly conjested” kind of nasal noise). It might not sound like a long time but just try watching a clock for five straight minutes.

The result? Tons of people who, were they not fearing for their jobs, should be home getting better. One by one everyone in my office (including me) has dealt with this crap and it’s not getting any better. I guess it’s reached a sort of critical mass point where there’s no point in relaxing the policy because everyone either is or was sick.

Either way it’s a stupid situation that could’ve been prevented.

Ok I’m done ranting now. Thanks for hanging in there folks.

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