Zod in 2008!!! Kneel!!!
“When I first came to your planet and demanded your homes, property and very lives, I didn’t know you were already doing so, willingly, with your own government. I can win no tribute from a bankrupted nation populated by feeble flag-waving plebeians. In 2008 I shall restore your dignity and make you servants worthy of my rule. This new government shall become a tool of my oppression. Instead of hidden agendas and waffling policies, I offer you direct candor and brutal certainty. I only ask for your tribute, your lives, and your vote.”
— General Zod
Your Future President and Eternal Ruler
And so the next chapter in American history begins. Or Zoderican history… whatever.
Just kneel. The man has death beams.