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Pissed…

Good. God.

If there is anything I learned from New Years Eve, its that “blue-balling” a guy should be a god damn felony.

I mean, SERIOUSLY. This girl had her tounge in my ear, her hand on my junk, and she actually *I’m not making this up-she really said and did this* looks at me and goes, “Oh no! I’m that slutty girl! I can’t go home with you.”

Three spankings later, my balls are still sore. It’ll be a while before they forgive me, and we can move on.

BAD way to start the year.

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  1. January 2nd, 2007 at 20:21 | #1

    Let’s hope that whoever this mystery tease is she finds this post 🙂

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