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my unhealthy obsession with midgets…

So I was watching “The Littlest Groom” yesterday, right? Its this reality TV show (and this is really quite fantastic) about a bunch of midgets trying to find love. There’s one man-midget, and about 12 lady midgets. The lady midgets are all competing for his love.

I know what you’re thinking. “reality TV dude? really? you always said you were above that” Well I’m not above a TV show about midgets. *snickers at the pun* Well, I was. Until I found out there was a show with a midget only cast….

So I got to wondering about midgets a little….the lady midgets probably have an easier time dating than the man midgets. Guys normally go for girls shorter than them, so thats fine. And let me tell you, there was a couple of FINE ASS little ladies on that show. I sure wouldnt mind tapping a couple of those tiny, tiny asses.

But I have hard time believing that any woman would lower herself *snickers again* to dating a man shorter than her. Which is too bad. I mean, size doesnt matter “supposedly”. Which leads me to another thought….I wonder if a black midget and a normal size white guy would have the same size dangleydoodles.

Does anyone else have a hard time falling asleep at night because they’re thinking about this kind of stuff? Or is it just me?

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  1. January 5th, 2007 at 00:52 | #1

    …that’s nothing -short- of amazing…

  1. June 1st, 2007 at 21:38 | #1