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New species of humans!!

Dude! New species of humans discovered on tiny island in Indonesia! Not only that, but they’re tiny!!!!


My creepy dreams of a race of midgets have FINALLY come true! Too bad the little buggers have been extinct for 12,000 years. They would have made the best ankle-biting army a guy like me could have asked for….


-El Touristo

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