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Best excuse EVER.

I was brought to the attention recently of what can only be described as one of the more original, and funny, alibis for a crime ever.

“I didnt bring in a two by four and try to rob that store! It was my [I’m not making this up] evil twin brother!”

Jebus riding a bicycle! If only I had thought of that before several of my numerous run ins with incarceration….


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