Church Of The Geek

Apart from making me scratch me head, this message made me laugh REALLY hard at work earlier today.

It was delivered to my gmail address via someecards.com and it reads:

“You’re going to be a great father assuming you’re the father.

Make sure that kid of yours in breast fed. If he’s not, he’s gonna be PISSED. And weird. But mostly pissed. Good luck spending the next two years of your life wrist-deep in diaper shit. Congrats buddy! -bumblebee”

I have no idea who this person is. I wrote back to their yahoo address saying thank you for the card, but please let me know who you are.

So yeah, who are you bumblebee? Show yourself, otherwise it’s twenty paces at high noon on Grand River with wiffle bats.

You learn the damnedest things from server logs…

While browsing through today’s server activity I discovered a connection (from an army.mil IP range no less) to this post by one Mr Tyler Riggs.

The server also records where the connection originated from. This one is a bit … unusual for the traffic we normally get.

That’s right. Somehow we are currently #1 on Yahoo’s search for “lady midgets”.

So I’d like to give a warm welcome to the pba.army.mil user who found our site while searching Yahoo, and a well deserved “Are you happy now?” to Mr Riggs.

Well done!

…The simple face of the matter is…people will just use this computer for porn too…thereby creating a new meaning for ‘table dance’…