Church Of The Geek

They’re supposed to be neutral, those damn Swiss.

They fooled us all…

Armageddon begins now.

All hail the Wingle.

No, the Wingle is not my penis.

Highlights of the Wingle include…”Bold design of chrome plated grill, infiltrating with the desire to conquer all from inside to outside” and “Inner decoration equipped with streamline incorporate central console, its innovative outline and comfortable tactility unified with vehicle style, clear legible high brightness dashboard, fashionable, honorable, and comfortable.”

Basically, it’s the greatest.

Here’s the man’s blog…

Read it and then bow down to the awesomeness…

Thank me later…

…There was a post here honoring Chris Benoit, who in terms of what he meant as a professional wrestler, was one of my all time favorites. Due to what we’ve found out about the circumstances of his and his family’s death since I put that post up, it has been removed.

That is all

Read more…

Jason and Jenny…

Through the years…Jenny…one thing has remained constant…the fact that we’ve always been there for one another..I know you remember how awful I was to your past ‘boyfriends’…and with good reason…in retrospect…but in the end..I love you…with all my heart…

Jay…the rest of this post is for you…

I couldn’t be prouder…or more humbled…that in some part of her mind…Jen took some part of what I tried to teach her…what Mom tried to teach her…and chose someone like you…it was all her…I’m not trying to take credit for steering her at all…but I like to believe…she listened..and took a lil bit of our advice…and suddenly there you were…

I couldn’t be prouder…or more pleased…that she chose to share herself with you…give herself to you…and go through the sacrament of marriage…let alone childbirth…with you…and noone else…

Jay…I’m honoured…I can’t put it any other way…

Thank You..

Love, Seth

Aidan Cullum Allen

Born at 12:43am Wednesday June 20th

9 pounds, 14.6 ounces

22 inches from tip to toes

I’m sure Jay will follow up with more, but those are the pertinent stats as quick as we could get them to you.

This

Everything makes so much more sense now.

Please…hold your thank you’s until you’ve fully absorbed what you’ve read.

That is all.

Jason and I have been talking about taking up golf…but I didn’t know he had already…

Click and scroll to number 156

Read this…since you probably haven’t yet…

Think about what the backlash would have been like if someone white had said those words.