Church Of The Geek

…This is just silly…

This is what happens when sports get too important to people who aren’t actually playing.

…The simple face of the matter is…people will just use this computer for porn too…thereby creating a new meaning for ‘table dance’…

The title says it all.

We love everyone.

We here at churchofthegeek.com of course do not condone the abuse of animals, nor do we plan on hanging out with Mr. Vick anytime soon. At the same time, we would be more than happy to gamble against him…in dog fighting or football…

Finally…the Ro…no, that doesn’t quite work…stealing catchphrases is kinda lame, especially when the one yer stealing appears on t-shirts…

Anyway…seeing that Jay finally updated this place reminded me that I too can saturate your consciousness with my babble, so since I’m not totally sober, I will…

Being the big brother in any scenario involving a baby rules…

Even though the song’s kinda catchy…the reality of the situation is that you should never “wish they all could be California girls”…

We really need to start updating this thing more than once every 50 days or so…

Everything supposedly happens for a reason…

Why don’t we usually know those reasons?…

By now…is there anyone who doesn’t know smoking’s bad for you?…

That’s all for now…I’ll do better next time…

…Just in case you wondered exactly -what- highly paid professionals within the medical field do with their spare time…click here…go ahead…I’ll wait…

Now that you’re back…

Ask yourself one question…

What would Jose Canseco do?

…that is all…

Happy holidays everyone…blahblahblah…;o)

Be good to one another.

So I was down in the basement with J tonight, and basically out of nowhere I stated that if there were two ‘events’ that happened in the sports world that I could change/stop from happening, they would be…

1) Bo Jackson’s hip injury

2) The Detroit Lions sucking so bad that Barry Sanders retired rather than play for them longer. 

That is all for now.

So, I’m back…and that’s not a bad thing

…It’s a GOOD thing…for all 7 of you that read the tripe that we post.

Someday maybe I’ll get around to posting something that matters.

Love,

Seth