Church Of The Geek

Read this…since you probably haven’t yet…

Think about what the backlash would have been like if someone white had said those words.

…The simple face of the matter is…people will just use this computer for porn too…thereby creating a new meaning for ‘table dance’…

It’s very sad that a man was actually killed by a robotic lawnmower, but it’s also impossible to pass up a story like this without a Terminator reference.

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The title says it all.

We love everyone.

Forget touch screens, multi-location tracking interfaces, and flipping transparent cubes around.

This is the best interface you will ever see.

1-click!

via digg

This kid is going to need one giant sized BBQ pit.

Have a good holiday weekend folks!

Merry Christmas! Now get off your damn computer and enjoy the holiday!

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I for one welcome the birth of our scaly saviour.

Happy Friday y’all! Enjoy these quickie links, harvested from today’s browsing and news feed perusing:

The_tourist‘s impact on Arizona spreads as a Tucson lab almost detonates a nuclear bomb. Yes, you read that correctly. At this point the story involves a bit of he-said-she-said but it’s not often you hear anyone make this kind of claim.
via DefenseTech

I’m willing to bet that when Guinness officially declared Bao Xishun the world’s tallest man he didn’t think he’d wind up shoulder-deep in a dolphin’s gullet. Impress-your-friends photo here.

One of the firms working on the “let’s gain some votes by spending stupid amounts of money” border fence has been caught (again) hiring illegal immigrants. Just in case you were wondering, here is the definition of irony.
via Metafilter

I think this kid watched The Blue Brothers too many times.

File this one under cool but slightly creepy: One of the latest heart replacement implants leaves the very-much-alive patient “without a pulse and without a measurable blood pressure.” No word yet on whether or not massive trauma to the head is the only way to kill these people.

Have a good weekend folks!

Someday, when/if my child asks me about the history of underwear, or where underwear came from, this is the video I will show them.

The history of underwear explained as only zefrank can explain it.

Enjoy.

Many thanks to Dankpelt for introducing me to zefrank to begin with.