Church Of The Geek » unintentionalcomedy

CONAN IZ CRAZY KAT

Jay — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 02:51:36 +0000

I finally made one. I’ve spent enough time laughing at other lolcats already online it was bound to happen sooner or later.

That’s my wife’s favorite cat, Conan, hanging out in an Optimus Prime box.

The beginning of the end.

Seth — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 02:58:38 +0000

They’re supposed to be neutral, those damn Swiss.

They fooled us all…

Armageddon begins now.

Lawn Mower of DOOM

Jay — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 01:07:40 +0000

Seth, Jenny and I had quite the treat to watch while on the porch the other day…

“Nothing Can Stop The Grimace” by Benj Edwards at request-a-song.com. Thanks to Whit for including it on a mix CD she burned for me

Female Little People

Jay — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 02:38:45 +0000

You learn the damnedest things from server logs…

While browsing through today’s server activity I discovered a connection (from an army.mil IP range no less) to this post by one Mr Tyler Riggs.

The server also records where the connection originated from. This one is a bit … unusual for the traffic we normally get.

That’s right. Somehow we are currently #1 on Yahoo’s search for “lady midgets”.

So I’d like to give a warm welcome to the pba.army.mil user who found our site while searching Yahoo, and a well deserved “Are you happy now?” to Mr Riggs.

Well done!

Skynet Scores First Kill

Jay — Thu, 31 May 2007 16:41:41 +0000

It’s very sad that a man was actually killed by a robotic lawnmower, but it’s also impossible to pass up a story like this without a Terminator reference.

-Link-

One Hell of a BBQ

Jay — Fri, 25 May 2007 21:16:41 +0000

This kid is going to need one giant sized BBQ pit.

Have a good holiday weekend folks!

Richard Dreyfuss! (Updated: Getting Better)

Jay — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 06:33:10 +0000

Sometimes sarcasm is difficult to get across in text…

After a long second shift at work tonight, while Jen was getting down with some Final Fantasy XII, I decided to catch up on my RSS feed reading.

The Wharton Center announced their lineup for the next year, and it is shorter than normal because they want to leave room for tour acts that always come around mid-season.

That’s the good news.

To be honest, the only thing that really piqued my interest at all was Richard Dreyfuss on February 4th 2008.

That’s right, Richard Dreyfuss. About the only thing that can make this any better is if Treat Williams shows up and they sing a duet together.

UPDATE: 6/03/07 I saw a commercial tonight with more of the recently added performances and Monty Python’s Spamalot will be playing on December 4 – 9 2007. Definitely an improvement.

Best excuse EVER.

the_tourist — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 18:06:18 +0000

I was brought to the attention recently of what can only be described as one of the more original, and funny, alibis for a crime ever.

“I didnt bring in a two by four and try to rob that store! It was my [I'm not making this up] evil twin brother!”

Jebus riding a bicycle! If only I had thought of that before several of my numerous run ins with incarceration….

Â http://www.azcentral.com/community/mesa/articles/0314abrk-EvilTwin0314-ON.html

Send in the Clowns

Jay — Wed, 21 Feb 2007 17:26:16 +0000

Two circus clowns have been shot dead during a performance in the eastern Colombian city of Cucuta, police say. – BBC News

Most unintentionally funny line from the story:

“Local reports say the audience of about 20 people, mostly children, thought the shooting was part of the show before realizing both men had been killed.”

Sad, but clowny.

Also sad, clowny isn’t actually a word.