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		<title>Fun With Desk Toys</title>
		<link>http://churchofthegeek.com/2008/10/27/fun-with-desk-toys/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 16:06:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jasonrallen/2978018921/" title="Optimus asks... by jasonrallen, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3167/2978018921_1bef39c47d.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Optimus asks..." /></a></p>
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		<title>CONAN IZ CRAZY KAT</title>
		<link>http://churchofthegeek.com/2008/08/06/conan-iz-crazy-kat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 02:51:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I finally made one. I&#8217;ve spent enough time laughing at other lolcats already online it was bound to happen sooner or later. That&#8217;s my wife&#8217;s favorite cat, Conan, hanging out in an Optimus Prime box.]]></description>
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<p> I finally made one.  I&#8217;ve spent enough time laughing at other lolcats already online it was bound to happen sooner or later.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s my wife&#8217;s favorite cat, Conan, hanging out in an Optimus Prime box.</p>
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		<title>Best Interface In The History of the Universe</title>
		<link>http://churchofthegeek.com/2007/05/27/best-interface-in-the-history-of-the-universe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2007 03:08:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Forget touch screens, multi-location tracking interfaces, and flipping transparent cubes around. This is the best interface you will ever see. 1-click! via digg]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Forget touch screens, multi-location tracking interfaces, and flipping transparent cubes around.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.1-click.jp/">This is the best interface you will ever see.</a></p>
<p>1-click!</p>
<p><em>via <a href="http://digg.com/design/Best_Cursor_Ever">digg</a></em></p>
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		<title>One Hell of a BBQ</title>
		<link>http://churchofthegeek.com/2007/05/25/one-hell-of-a-bbq/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 21:16:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This kid is going to need one giant sized BBQ pit. Have a good holiday weekend folks!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.newsvine.com/_news/2007/05/25/739682-boy-bags-hog-said-bigger-than-hogzilla">This kid is going to need one giant sized BBQ pit</a>.</p>
<p>Have a good holiday weekend folks!</p>
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		<title>Friday Quickies</title>
		<link>http://churchofthegeek.com/2006/11/03/friday-quickies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2006 21:25:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love cars. I also love lessons that involve common sense and cars, such as don&#8217;t let your teenager who barely knows how to use a stick shift drive a brand new $50,000 500hp V8 Mustang GT500. -watch- Somewhere deep inside every car lover is a speed demon that wants to take a super car [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love cars.  I also love lessons that involve common sense and cars, such as don&#8217;t let your teenager who barely knows how to use a stick shift drive a brand new $50,000 500hp V8 Mustang GT500.<br />
<a href="http://www.autoblog.com/2006/11/02/video-14-year-old-crashes-dads-gt500/">-watch-</a></p>
<p>Somewhere deep inside every car lover is a speed demon that wants to take a super car and push the pedal to the floor.<br />
<a href="http://www.autoblog.com/2006/11/02/video-lambo-spin-gasm/">-watch-</a></p>
<p>Sometimes you just need to know what happens when you stick an old Mac Powerbook in a microwave.  Like these guys.<br />
<a href="http://www.valleywag.com/tech/apple/video-powerbook-vs-microwave-round-1-microwave-212248.php">-watch-</a></p>
<p>Holy freaking crap do I ever want a wing-suit.<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqW6O_dcF2M">-watch-</a></p>
<p>Not a flash video, but I for one have never heard of freezing a dead hard drive to help bring it back to life.<br />
<a href="http://www.macosxhints.com/article.php?story=2006110111270170">-link-</a></p>
<p>Enjoy your weekend folks!</p>
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		<title>SSH MOTD Optimus</title>
		<link>http://churchofthegeek.com/2006/09/05/ssh-motd-optimus/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Sep 2006 22:30:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SSH MOTD (message of the day)]]></description>
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<p>SSH MOTD (message of the day)  <-- The only good use for <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ascii_art">ASCII art</a> I can find.</p>
<p><a href="http://churchofthegeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/optimusssh.png">(click for large version)</a></p>
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		<title>And Now, A Flying Lawnmower</title>
		<link>http://churchofthegeek.com/2006/08/08/and-now-a-flying-lawnmower/</link>
		<comments>http://churchofthegeek.com/2006/08/08/and-now-a-flying-lawnmower/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Aug 2006 23:16:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No, I&#8217;m not kidding.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.autoblog.com/2006/08/08/the-incredible-flying-lawnmower/">No, I&#8217;m not kidding</a>.</p>
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		<title>Webcam Fire</title>
		<link>http://churchofthegeek.com/2006/06/16/webcam-fire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jun 2006 01:36:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[gskinner.com: gBlog: Flash 8: Webcam Fire I certainly never thought Flash would have come this far in terms of its overall ability. If you have a webcam that works with Flash 8 the link above will basically turn you into the Human Torch from the Fantastic Four. Built-in iSight in my new MacBook interfaces with [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.gskinner.com/blog/archives/2005/11/flash_8_webcam_1.html">gskinner.com: gBlog: Flash 8: Webcam Fire</a></p>
<p>I certainly never thought Flash would have come this far in terms of its overall ability.</p>
<p>If you have a webcam that works with Flash 8 the link above will basically turn you into the Human Torch from the Fantastic Four.</p>
<p>Built-in iSight in my new MacBook interfaces with it like a charm.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.downloadsquad.com">via Download SquadÂ </a></p>
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